I need to get the taste of humiliation out of my mouth. As much as I love playing handbells, and cherish the privilege of playing with Rejoice, I do wish performances were a little less like playing Roulette. Suffice it to say that tonight was not my winning night!
So, "Serve it up;
nice and hot;
Maybe things aren't as bad as you thought."
"Hanging of the Greens" brought to you tonight by Be-Bob-a-Re-Bob, Rhubarb Pie.
Will somebody please cue the earth to open up and swallow me now?
I'm soothing myself with memories of dazzling Jamaica.
I feel better, now.